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“The only thing worse than Democrats and Republicans is when these fuckers work together.”

-Lewis Black

Our system of government puts the “fun” in “dysfunctional”. The democrats – who should be feeling a great amount of satisfaction in neutering the president’s idiotic ideas, are instead taking turns putting their own penises in the guillotine and pulling the rip-cord.

I’ll never understand it.

I’ve been involved in the “save the planet” debate for some time now, and it all seems to come back to the same question. Why bother?

Human beings have yet to prove to me that they’re worth saving. They are stupid, short-sighted, bigoted, selfish, disgusting creatures and given their tendency to damage the environment around them, I’m not entirely sure they’re worth even the smallest extra effort.

I mean it’s almost a sure thing that the planet would be better off without them.